Not only is Slime On a Mod -

He's the law too! Apparently.

"I can't condone anyone knowingly breaking laws or disregarding regulations so please folks be careful what you buy and fit to your cars and if in doubt, check with the relevant authorities for clarification."

Slime On - it's for some fucking lights.  Take a chill Pill & ask mummy to make you some Horlicks and to tuck you in.

Dear god...

Cor Luv a duck!

You can't talk about Rave CDs nor copyrighted material on the forums. Certain Mods become apoplectic if you do.

Someone posts a scan from a magazine which I think is against copyright and Chris Top Her wants to have the posters babies!

Double standards on the forums again? Shurley not!
/Sean Connery accent off

It's only Tuesday.....................

The battle lines have been drawn.

The sides have been set.

In the Blue Corner we have the Fan Bois.
In the Red Corner we have everyone else.

Who will win? It's obvious readers - the Fan Bois will. The Mods will just ban everyone who disagrees with them.

Mach1rob is amazingly still active on the forum. I would have thought he'd have been banned after his articulate message yesterday. Some curious responses but none from the club heirarchy; except for something from Chris Top Her, which by his own admission is recycled rhetoric.

Sorry guys, but the people who run this site need to take a long, hard look at themselves.

It's ONLY Monday

That venerable, funny, grumpy, character Tourerfogey has been banned. Grey Ghost seems to be revelling in telling him on a public forum, so we can all see how happy GG is. GG then wonders why people think he's a knob & why people don't like him.

John Dot Com invited hmself up to a Yorkshire Meet. Bet they were happy about that. NOT.

Slime On has shown his true colours in slating Northerners. Thought that wasn't allowed? But if your a Mod, guess that makes you above the rules.

Chris Top Her almost blew a vein when he read TF's comments. Chris - don't get so worked up about such an insignificant small piece of cyber space.

Looks like it could be a VERY busy week!

Christopher

I'm still laughing from when Chris Top Her BSC, MA, BEM, MBE, VC, GC, MBNA, MSN was gnashing his teef and wailing on mg-rover.org. The bad Mods there reduced his account so much, all he could do was post on the forums - couldn't even send a PM. Awwwwwww diddums. But maybe it was deserved. They kindly helped out the fledgling club with web space, only for Chris to throw his teddy out of the cot. Surprise surprise!

Chris likes his stick-on stuff. Top Tip Chris - if you remove half-a-ton of the stuff you've stuck on your car, then your car might not overheat like it has already!

I'm sure Chris pleasures himself when he sees how many members are now signed up to his club. Just a shame most are dormant members, and some of the regulars have left and many rarely use it now.

Slime On

What can we say about Slime On?

He thinks he's funny - he's not.

He thinks he knows things about cars - he doesn't.

He still lives at home with mummy & daddy. Oh dear...

Poor old Slime, just makes himself look a bigger cock than he really is. Probably.

He likes his scarf though - I'm guessing he still has his mittens connected via a piece of string through the arms of his coat.

Grey Mick Murphy M&M Computing Ghost

Well then avid readers, what can we say about this often obnoxious weazel?

Self confessed "grumpy in the morning" probably isn't the best trait for a mod. Nor is his sense of humour or general (lack of) personality.

Let me think. I bet he's a short arse. Yeh, definately. I can tell these things - he comes across as a fully fledged cyber warrior, but in real life, will be a sniveling little shit.

Why does he drive a ZT180 when he can't afford to run it? Times must be hard down in Bedford Middle Level ehhh Spud?

GG has a son that uses the forums occasionally. Maybe thats why he doesn't like us swearing. Fuck that for a laugh I say!

GG likes to delete postings, then deny all knowledge of it. He also likes to move threads around the forums to which he considers their right & proper place. It's funny though how he leaves certain messages in the wrong place. Maybe it's one of his 'mates' that wrote it. Only GG can tell, but I doubt he'd tell anyway. Oh wait................ I said mates. I somehow doubt he has many of those. My bad!

I heard from someone, who told someone, who overheard a conversation between someone that GG likes to shout at women. Must have been in the morning when he's grumpy, which makes it alright. Maybe. Not. GG has been known to try & crack a joke on the forum, but it usually falls flat. Awwwwww...... Finally whilst reading something a while back GG said something to another poster, which was quite nasty about this posters wife. Nice one GG. You really are unpleasant.

Hey, Spud... www.mg-rover.org Delete that fucker. Oh, you can't can you! :)